Don't step on the ducks.

sp00kysparrows:

thestormypetrelofcrime:

i’m sorry

don’t be

peanutbutterjotunheim:

sinningbravely:

Grab the wall, gas pedal gas pedal

Guardians of the Galaxy looks so good.

theonion:

Experts: Ebola Vaccine At Least 50 White People Away
When the movie releases, are you prepared to be a hero to thousands of kids? What will it mean to you? (x)

inksplattersandearlyhours:

"Fred Potter, I actually let your mother name you after the bravest man she knew, instead of making it all about me. Now promise me that you’ll take a picture of McGonagall’s face when she realises the prankster legacy you and James plan to live up to. Awesome. High five.”

beneath-a-timeless-sky:

finalfenrirsoldier:

I don’t know if it’s been done yet

Best use of the meme hands down.

yepperoni:

this is my faviorite king of the hill joke and it’s only 5 seconds long and king of the hill isn’t on netflix anymore and it’s not free on amazon prime anymore either, so i had to rely on a dubbed anime website to find it 

thequeertails:

fluffmugger:

pinstripedbutton:

Australia.Please stop.And let me hug this creature.

#Australia #I should Be afraid #but #D’awwwwno nonono. Be not afraid of the wombat. They are awesome.  They’re like groundhogs, if groundhogs were furry tanks. The claws are for digging, and they’re complete herbivores. Unlike most australian wildlife they don’t fart fire or shoot spines or turn into velociraptors as a protective measure, they just have this HUGE backside of solid bone.   Seriously. When a predator threatens their burrow they just crouch down face-first and when said predator tries to get over that gigantic bony arse to feast on sweet wombat face they just STAND UP and crush that fucker against the roof.  You also do not want to hit one with your car. It’s like running over a fucking boulder. I’ve seen wombat strikes destroy the entire undercarriage of a car, rip out the sump, fuck up the axles and destroy the suspension and the goddamn wombat just walked off.   Forget that “deer destroyed my front end” shit, a wombat will give you a complete write-off.   (This is also why you get the fuck out of their way if you see one running towards you. You do not want to get hit by that bastard).But they generally just wander around like comically shaped foot-rests, eating roots and enjoying the night air.   They can run, but don’t like to, and generally could not give two shits about humans because who cares about two-legs when you have an arse that can destroy utes.    And they poop rectangles.

I can’t.

thequeertails:

fluffmugger:

pinstripedbutton:

Australia.
Please stop.
And let me hug this creature.


#Australia #I should Be afraid #but #D’awwww


no nonono. Be not afraid of the wombat. They are awesome.  They’re like groundhogs, if groundhogs were furry tanks. The claws are for digging, and they’re complete herbivores.

 Unlike most australian wildlife they don’t fart fire or shoot spines or turn into velociraptors as a protective measure, they just have this HUGE backside of solid bone.   Seriously. When a predator threatens their burrow they just crouch down face-first and when said predator tries to get over that gigantic bony arse to feast on sweet wombat face they just STAND UP and crush that fucker against the roof.  You also do not want to hit one with your car. It’s like running over a fucking boulder. I’ve seen wombat strikes destroy the entire undercarriage of a car, rip out the sump, fuck up the axles and destroy the suspension and the goddamn wombat just walked off.   Forget that “deer destroyed my front end” shit, a wombat will give you a complete write-off.   (This is also why you get the fuck out of their way if you see one running towards you. You do not want to get hit by that bastard).

But they generally just wander around like comically shaped foot-rests, eating roots and enjoying the night air.   They can run, but don’t like to, and generally could not give two shits about humans because who cares about two-legs when you have an arse that can destroy utes.    And they poop rectangles.

I can’t.

designcloud:

The Abyss Table by Duffy London

This mesmerising table was first conceived by Christopher Duffy — and ultimately refined by the team at Duffy London — to represent a 3D geological map of an ocean floor. The Abyss Table makes use of contour lines, which are often used to denote topography in terrain maps, to render an island chain and ocean abyss.

Contour lines can be thought of as workaround for the 2D limitations of paper maps, but Duffy instead relished these simplifications which have become iconic imagery for the field of cartography. He incorporates layers of wood to represent the land, and panes of glass for the water, in order to produce a 3 dimensional geographical model.

(via Homeli)